Monday, October 20, 2008



VOTE COLIN QUINN

FOR: VIRGINIA ANTI-HIPPIE DEPARTMENT AGENCY CHIEF


YOU'RE TOO HARD WORKING TO PICK UP AFTER SLACKERS


VOTE FOR AN EQUAL CONTRIBUTION TO A SOCIAL FABRIC FREE FROM TYE DYE

KEEP READING, ITS QUICK AND FUN:


DO YOU WANT THEM RUNNING YOUR AMERICA?

DO YOU WANT THEM GORGING ON SNACK FOODS THAT COULD FEED A HUNGRY WORLD?

DO YOU WANT THEM USING OUR LIMITED SUPPLY OF DRINKING WATER TO FILL HOMEMADE BONGS?

DO YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR LIFE WAITING BEHIND THEM IN LINE WHILE THEY MISCOUNT THEIR CHANGE?


IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE, LOOK TO THIS GUY:

HE'S HELD REAL JOBS


HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS TO BE A REAL AMERICAN IN A REAL TIE

BUT HE STILL BELIEVES IN PEACE

JUST NOT FOR NEW-AGE HIPPIES

IN OFFICE, COLIN WILL:

RETURN US TO A STATE FREE FROM THE MISGUIDED IMPRESSIONS OF MODERN HIPPIES

GIVE POWER TO THE PEOPLE WHO EXERCISE THEIR POWER

KEEP YOU SAFE FROM JAM-BAND FESTIVALS, BAD HEMP JEWELRY AND PAJAMA PANTS

YOUR CHOICE IS CLEAR:

FEEL FREE TO POSTS YOUR COMMENTS AND FEELINGS BELOW,
COLIN QUINN CARES, JUST NOT FOR HIPPIES.